Saturday, December 19, 2009

Snowman

In the spirit of things I decided to show you that snow people are just like us. They go out to the bar and get drunk and partake in "sexual activities".
One snow person doing another snow person is the type of shit that goes on in the snow peoples world. Check out the facial expressions they are making.... PRICELESS.
The snow is coming so let's get out there and partake in the festivities. Happy SNOW DAY

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Bikes-Bikes-Bikes

I have been cabbing it a lot lately and I have noticed that most cabs in and around the city of Boston have a sticker on the window. The sticker says "watch for bikes" and being a fellow bike rider, I think this is a great way to raise awareness.Rider awareness is an important part in city driving. Boston has one of the highest percent of bike riders in the country and with the rapidly increasing amount of people moving into the city, we as drivers, have to be a bit more cautious to the bike riders around us. You never know, the person riding next to your car might be your buddy.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Winter Wonderland

I got my tree from this guy and I recommend you do the same.


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Santa Claus

Got an email the other day about sand sculptures. Most of them were really detailed and well crafted but the only one that stood out was the one that is most appropriate for this season. PAPA NOELLook at the massiveness of this thing. It has to be at least 20-25 feet tall. I guess this guy has some free time on his hands to play in the sand. In the spirit of things, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. Let us make sure we have a safe holiday season and not drink and drive.

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Funny Shit

I just wanted to share this because I think it's one of the funniest commercial on TV.
If you didn't laugh your ass off, then there is something definitely wrong with the way your brain works.

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Drunk Driving?

In my misadventures of an alcoholic superhero, I cam upon this remarkable sight. One night, out late in China town I saw something from across the street. Further investigating I notice a drunken patron passed out on the trunk of a car. In a matter of 15 minuets I saw 2 cars stop and photograph this awesome, awesome moment. I knew this could not be left undocumented. I ran over and took aim.
Notice how the plastic magazine/newspaper stands have been knocked over in a drunken matter.Just to let you know how drunk this person was, when we left the restaurant almost an hour later he was still napping pleasantly on the trunk of the car. Who knows how long he was there before we got to the restaurant. I love to see people drink them selves into oblivion and throw their well being and safety out the door just for a couple of bud lights and a shot of tequila. I just hope this guy wasn't driving home that night.

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Allergy Testing

Last month I had the delightful opportunity to get some allergy testing done. The past couple of times I have eaten sea food I have gotten very sick so I thought this would be a suitable test. Not only did they test me for a large variety of foods but they also tested me for dust, pollen, mold and grass. As you can see, I am highly allergic to all the breathable allergens I was tested for.
It's a series of 10 pokes and 10 minuet waiting periods. What they do is they take a syringe and fill it up with half a cc of fluid which is a concoction of saline and the allergen. They inject it right below the surface of the skin and observe to see if the injected area gets red and swollen. If so, you are allergic to what ever you were injected with. As you can see, I reacted almost instantly. Its a 2 hour exam and if you are afraid of needles than you are shit out of luck. Still awaiting my results for the food testing which was just some blood work.

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