Friday, October 23, 2009

Happy Halloween



Have a NiceFace

The Cupcakes

In this life, I am amazed by certain things. Like a child, I catch my self hopelessly staring in to the distance, zoning out, thinking about whatever it is my brain has thought up. The other day was one of those day. I'm at work, like every other day, and staring out into the real world I see this massive vehicle drive past. Amazed by the presents of this vehicle I decide to take a closer look.
Further inspection leads to this.....As you might or might not know, I am a man who wants simple things and all I want is to be inside this trailer, knee deep in cupcakes, loving life and possible doing irreversible damage to what good teeth I have left. I need it, I want it, I got to have it. Hint, hint, hint, Christmas is around the corner, a possible day rental maybe?

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Real Superhero ?

This kid has got some skills. If I had this in high school I would have definitely been home coming king, I would also be spending all my free time in a shrinks office due to my huge love for lighting all types of shit on fire. I'd be like "Hey Tammy, are you about to smoke that cigarette? How about a light? POOOOOOFFFFFF, proper face melter. Keep doing what your doing my flaming super nerd, because this shit IS the shit.

This second clip Is just as cool as the first one but I think this guy should have been out and about cutting real things in half and not playing with cardboard boxes and what not. Keep on keeping on my bladed comic geek, this shit IS the shit.

Happy Halloween
Have a NiceFace

One FACE at a time

It has come to my attention that for some reason when certain gossip websites discuss the act of kissing , they automatically use the word FACE. This is where I come in. I was surfing the web and I came across these two posts.I am not a big fan of either of these two. Frankly, I am sick of seeing Mr. Gosselin every where I turn. Someone should give this guy a job, stop following him around because we are creating a media monster. He is just some horny guy who smashed out his wife a shit load of times (no pun intended) and spat out like 8 kids then put his thing in some other female. Just keep it in your pants guy.

Any who, I am definitely digging the use of face in the first post. SUCKS FACE TO SAVE FACE, fucking brilliant. So like I have said in the past, you see the word FACE, and I will put it up.

Saving the world
one FACE at a time.

May the FACE be with you.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

DeLorean for $ALE

My brother was out last week with my dad and he came across something that we can all appreciate. He made my dad stop the car so he can get out and take a photo or two. I must say they aren't that bad for a camera phone.
Why would someone want to sell such a fantastic automobile? If I had some extra money you definitely know what I would do with it. Michael J. Fox, eat your heart out. That's heavy.Thanks to my bro for keeping his eyes always open for the sake of the FACE.

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ART ?

Just some random bullshit that I did. I get real bored sometimes and this is what I come up with. Its not really great but one out of 1000 might think it's worthy of looking at.I did this one for my pal over at the Proletariat. If you want to get a better look, I think he might have it up in the shop.
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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Shopping Cart Race

One morning last week I went to get a breakfast sandwich from the local diner up the street from my house. It must have been a Thursday morning because I noticed all the trash out on the side walk and if memory serves correct, Thursday is trash day in my town. I also noticed this......Not only did I notice 2 shopping cart ladies, I noticed that they were communicating with one another from opposite side of the street. It looked like they were having some sort of race/contest consisting of who can pick up the most recyclable trash from their side of the street and make it to the check point first. I say this only because the trash digging and shopping cart pushing was being executed in an aggressive manner. Most shopping cart people are laid back, mellow nomads that take their time rummaging through trash barrels and piles of rubbish. This is what I saw, It could all be bullshit but I think if you look past the obvious you can see the true meaning of the moment.

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Middle Finger

Technology is a wicked, wicked thing. Do you remember when automobiles had 8 track players? The technology was so primitive and simple, but now we have cameras located at the rear of the car. These cameras can see a distance of about 15 feet so technically you don't even have to look behind you while you back up. Every thing is displayed on an 4 by 6 LCD screen embedded in the dashboard. .CAUTION....... objects behind you may seem closer than they appearThanks to all my friends at Lexus for these memorable photographs. Actually, I should probably just thank two specific people for all their skills.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Save the BOOBS

This is a public service announcement. Please pay attention.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

One FACE at a time

I got this first FACE from my other eyes on the street, Aagee. Good one buddy.

I found this FACE just fulfilling my new found interest in old garbage pail kids. I guess if you collect an entire series and flipped them over it would come together to make a massive, limited edition poster. The internet is a wicked awesome place.

Changing the world, one FACE at a time.

May the FACE be with you