The Umbuster Umbrella has been classified a Class 5 weapon by the good and upright men and women of the Victorian Police. The Umbuster's handle is basically a set of brass knuckles. The handle comes in either wood or aluminum finish. Each handle is individually CNC cut in a 5 hour process by the enduring Mr Liu. It's fine design makes you feel safe when you have it. It's an umbrella that might make would-be-thieves think twice of mugging you. Having said that, it’d probably be quite hard to land more than a punch or two, as the umbrella obviously is still very much attached to the brass knuckle, so don’t try taking this umbrella into a serious fight. The umbrella will run you about $290. The Umbuster is from Icelandic design house Sruli Recht, and is assembled by the famed designer, Guy de Jean of France. Tell me this isn't the dopest gentleman's item ever. I know at least like 2 or 3 homeboys who would love this bad motherfucker.
Today is the day of my birth and I got an email from a friend with some kind words and some visual aids to go with it. Thanks for the BIRTHDAY cake EK. How did you know I like to eat pussy........................cake?
On February 5th, Renee Zellweger was honored by receiving a Hasty Pudding award given out by the Harvard University drama club. Renee was in the back of a Bentley convertible surrounded by tranys and just having a blast. Me being the romantic gentleman that I am, I decided to take this celebration one step further. I pulled a Tom"crazy boy-alien man"Cruise She smiled at me and went "awww". I wish she made those tranys stop the car so she could jump out and rape me on the side walk like she did Tom Cruise but that would have been a bit to inappropriate. So she looked way and continued on with her life only to imagine what could have been.
Went to the Hen House on Mass ave. in Roxbury yesterday and had a feast fit for a king. It's the only place in Boston, that I know of, were you can get chicken and waffles. It's a southern style restaurant straight with 15 different types of sauces.I know it looks allot but I didn't go solo, I was with a friend and since I really don't eat waffles I let her have the honor of ordering them. You can get waffles with different types of shit but she got hers with tenders. I order 3 ribs, 3 tenders, some fries and cole slaw and that was phenomenal. Cant forget a tall orange cola to wash it down. As you can see we tried like 9 different types of sauce to get the most bang for our buck. I give it 3 FACES out of a possible 5. I recommend you check it out if sole food is your bag, you wont be disappointed.
The official after party for the "Supply & Demand" art exhibit by Shepard Fairey (friends and family edition) was at the Good Life on Tuesday February 3rd. Shepard came by the GL on Monday and put up one of his signature pieces above the entrance. OBEY THE GIANT.The party was an invite only party with some secret society type of invites that just made the event even more sought after. Bostons who's who were all there, DJs, artists, performers, entertainers and straight up hustlers to top off the list. Everybody but my mom was there and the only reason she didn't show up was she couldn't find the place. You know how mama dukes gets. Anyways, it was a bomb ass time and the beats were straight proper. The Bladerunners, DJ Knife, DJ Huggs and DJ Diabetic aka Shepard Fairey spun some dope tracks and got all the girls wet in there pants.