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The Umbuster Umbrella has been classified a Class 5 weapon by the good and upright men and women of the Victorian Police. The Umbuster's handle is basically a set of brass knuckles. The handle comes in either wood or aluminum finish. Each handle is individually CNC cut in a 5 hour process by the enduring Mr Liu. It's fine design makes you feel safe when you have it. It's an umbrella that might make would-be-thieves think twice of mugging you. Having said that, it’d probably be quite hard to land more than a punch or two, as the umbrella obviously is still very much attached to the brass knuckle, so don’t try taking this umbrella into a serious fight. The umbrella will run you about $290. The Umbuster is from Icelandic design house Sruli Recht, and is assembled by the famed designer, Guy de Jean of France.
Tell me this isn't the dopest gentleman's item ever. I know at least like 2 or 3 homeboys who would love this bad motherfucker.

Me being the romantic gentleman that I am, I decided to take this celebration one step further. I pulled a Tom"crazy boy-alien man"Cruise
I know it looks allot but I didn't go solo, I was with a friend and since I really don't eat waffles I let her have the honor of ordering them. You can get waffles with different types of shit but she got hers with tenders. I order 3 ribs, 3 tenders, some fries and cole slaw and that was phenomenal. Cant forget a tall orange cola to wash it down. As you can see we tried like 9 different types of sauce to get the most bang for our buck. I give it 3 FACES out of a possible 5. I recommend you check it out if sole food is your bag, you wont be disappointed.
The party was an invite only party with some secret society type of invites that just made the event even more sought after. Bostons who's who were all there, DJs, artists, performers, entertainers and straight up hustlers to top off the list. Everybody but my mom was there and the only reason she didn't show up was she couldn't find the place. You know how mama dukes gets. Anyways, it was a bomb ass time and the beats were straight proper. The Bladerunners, DJ Knife, DJ Huggs and DJ Diabetic aka Shepard Fairey spun some dope tracks and got all the girls wet in there pants.